I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Randomize
