Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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