Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
