I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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