You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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