real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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