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i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
should my penis look like a turkey
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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