A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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