just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Randomize
