Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
That was an excessively violent trivia night
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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