You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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