Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We had to coat check the pizza.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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