Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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