the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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