i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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