Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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