the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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