you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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