My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i think my cat just said my name.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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