Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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