i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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