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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
