If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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