im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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