I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm drive I can fine osifer
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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