i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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