The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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