if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We have so much sex to catch up on
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
The Olympian is in my bed
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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