There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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