New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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