goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
