no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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