Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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