Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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