Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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