Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
