We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
im on a boat
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