She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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