I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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