We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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