Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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