are you still at the devil's house?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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