Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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