that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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