just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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