Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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