You're so nebulous sometimes
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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