: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
