try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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