So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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