used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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