How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
we have officially lost it.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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