try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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