Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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