no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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